BERKELEIANISM
The following limericks were written as a spoof of the bizarre theological notions of the Irish philosopher, Bishop Berkeley. Berkeley's teaching on the relationship between existence and perception is often, if inadequately, summed up in the formula esse est percipi, "to be is to be perceived."
There once was a man who said, 'GodReply:
Must think it exceedingly odd
If he finds that this tree
Continues to be
When there's no one about in the Quad.'
Dear Sir: Your astonishment's odd;THE MODERNIST'S PRAYER
I am always about in the Quad.
And that's why the tree
Will continue to be
Since observed by, Yours faithfully, God.
O God, forasmuch as without TheeCf. the Collect for the 19th Sunday after Trinity
We are not enabled to doubt thee,
Help us all by Thy grace
To convince the whole race
It knows nothing whatever about Thee.
EXCHANGE AND MART
The authenticity of this limerick is vouched for by Sir William Hamilton Fyfe, who was present when it was composed. He reports: 'Scene: R.A.K.'s rooms in Trinity, c. 1911. Several other young dons in armchairs. R.A.K. on a window-seat with his legs up. Someone, looking at a magazine, calls out: "Here's a good title - the Bishop-Elect of Vermont." In the time that it took him to turn round and put his feet on the floor, R.A.K. produced this:
An Anglican curate in want
Of a second-hand portable font
Will exchange for the same
A photo (with frame)
Of the Bishop-Elect of Vermont.
TRANSLATIONS
ST. THOMAS AQUINAS
Ronald Knox called attention to this limerick in his review of Langford Reed's The Complete Limerick Book; he found it in his Breviary:
FOR THE EASILY SCANDALIZED
There was a young man of Devizes,
Whose ears were of different sizes;
The one that was small
Was no use at all,
But the other won several prizes.
ANON.
Visas erat: huic geminarumThe above are reprinted in In Three Tongues.
Dispar modus auricularum;
Minor haec nihili;
Palma triplici
Iam fecerat altera clarum.
KNOX
ST. THOMAS AQUINAS
Ronald Knox called attention to this limerick in his review of Langford Reed's The Complete Limerick Book; he found it in his Breviary:
Sit vitiorum meorum evacuatioIf you'd like to find out more about this interesting piece of minutiae concerning Knox and St.Thomas read this article by A.N.Wilkins.
Concupiscentae et libidinis exterminatio,
Caritatis et patientiae,
Humilitatis et obedientiae,
Omniumque virtutum augmentatio.
FOR THE EASILY SCANDALIZED
"Father Knox, are not limericks unfitReprinted by permission of The Pentatette: the newsletter of the Limerick Special Interest Group.
For a priest to compose?" "Not a bit!"
He'd reply to his foes,
"What makes you suppose
That the Lord is deficient in wit?"
A.N.Wilkins.